CATCH DARK
· DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILIES
Dysfunctional Families.
Your family texts you. You reply in emoji.
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Mom & Dad
Sunday Lunch
You can't make it this Sunday. They took it personally.
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the Golden Child
The Favorite
She took credit for your party. Now she'd like applause.
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the Family Group Chat
Everyone at Once
Fourteen people in the chat. Three of them have thoughts.
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the Mother-in-Law
The Holidays
You're hosting the holidays. She's bringing a turkey anyway.
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Dad
The Real Job
You quit the bank to make pottery. He's proud. In his way.
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the Aunt
Still Single?
She asks because she cares. Out loud.
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the Brother
The Loan
He needs $200 till Friday. Again.
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Mom
The Grandkids
When are you giving her grandchildren? She keeps asking.
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the Stepmother
The Wedding Seat
She wants the front row with your dad. That's your mom's seat.
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Your Ex
The Weekend
It's your weekend with the kids. Your ex wants to swap. Again.
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Grandma
The Ring
The ring was promised to you. Now it's 'we'll see.'
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the Uncle
The Business Idea
He wants $5,000 for his can't-miss business. You've said no.
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the Cousin
The Wedding
You're her bridesmaid. The asks keep growing past your budget.
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Your Teenager
The Car Keys
Your 17-year-old wants the car Saturday night. You said no.
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the Sister-in-Law
The Baby Shower
She's decided her baby shower is at your place. And on you.
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the Father-in-Law
The Family Business
He wants you to quit your job and join the family business.
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Mom
The Divorce
Mom wants you on her side. And home on Dad's birthday.
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Your Daughter
Moving Back Home
She wants to move back in. With her boyfriend. "For a few months."
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the Twin
The Birthday
Your twin wants the usual joint party. At her place. Her way.
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Dad's New Girlfriend
The Introduction
She wants you at a "family" brunch Sunday. And a nickname.